| Task
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Description
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Hugh Dennis
|
Joe Lycett
|
Lolly Adefope
|
Mel Giedroyc
|
Noel Fielding
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| Episode 1: A Fat Bald White Man (25 April 2017)
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| 1
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Prize: Most unusual autograph on the most unusual vegetable.
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1
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2
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3
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4
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5
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| 2
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Beautifully destroy a cake.
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1
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5
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2
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3
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4
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| 3
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Draw a caricature of a person that you can't see.
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1
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4
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3
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2
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5
|
|
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Bonus: Find out the person's full name.
|
1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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| 4
|
Knock all the rubber ducks onto the ground.
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5
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3
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4
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1
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2
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| 5
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Live: Make the most juice using certain items and fruit.
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4
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3
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1
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5
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2
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| Total
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13
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17
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13
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16
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18
|
| Episode 2: Look At Me (2 May 2017)
|
| 1
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Prize: Most boastful item.
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1
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2
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4
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3
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5
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| 2
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Keep a basketball on a running machine for as long as possible.
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5
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2
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4
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3
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1
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| 3
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Paint the best picture of the Taskmaster without touching the red mat.
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DQ
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4
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2
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3
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5
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| 4
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Team: Put as much flour on a target without leaving the bandstand.
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5
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DQ
|
DQ
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5
|
DQ
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| 5
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Move an egg into an eggcup, without touching the two.
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2
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3
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5
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1
|
4
|
| 6
|
Live: Make the biggest balloon chain whilst keeping eye contact with the Taskmaster.
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4
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2
|
3
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5
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3
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| Total
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17
|
13
|
18
|
20
|
18
|
| Episode 3: Hollowing Out A Baguette (9 May 2017)
|
| 1
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Prize: Best membership/subscription.
|
1
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3
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4
|
2
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5
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| 2
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Camouflage and hide yourself within a scene.
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4
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4
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2
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1
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5
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| 3
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Team: Make a trailer for 'Taskmaster: The Movie'.
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3
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2
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2
|
3
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2
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| 4
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Persuade three dogs to stand on the red mat.
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3
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5
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4
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1
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4
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| 5
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Transfer water between two fishbowls using only the supplied items.
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4
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5
|
DQ
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1
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3
|
|
|
Bonus: If you eat the chocolate, you'll lose five points.
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0
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–5
|
DQ
|
–5
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0
|
| 6
|
Live: Take it in turns to say a word of a certain length of letters whenever the music stops.
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0
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5
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0
|
0
|
0
|
|
|
Tie-Break: Decant wine from one bottle into another from an umpire chair.
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–
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✔
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–
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–
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✘
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| Total
|
15
|
19
|
12
|
3
|
19
|
| Episode 4: Friendship Is Truth (16 May 2017)
|
| 1
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Prize: Most surprising picture of themselves.
|
1
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4
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5
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3
|
2
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| 2
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Make the highest splash.
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2
|
3
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1
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4
|
5
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|
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Bonus: Correctly guess which of the contestants will win the task.
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| 3
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Do a dance with Alex using a choice of ringtones.
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1
|
2
|
3
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5
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5
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| 4
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Make the best portrait of a celebrity using only toilet rolls.
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3
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4
|
2
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2
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5
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| 5
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Do the most brilliant thing with a pommel horse.
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5
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3
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1
|
5
|
3
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| 6
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Live: Make the tallest tube tower.
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5
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2
|
3
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5
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3
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| Total
|
17
|
18
|
15
|
24
|
23
|
| Episode 5: Meat (23 May 2017)
|
| 1
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Prize: Cutest thing.
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1
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4
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5
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2
|
3
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| 2
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Slide the furthest within one attempt.
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4
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2
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1
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5
|
3
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| 3
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Maintaining constant eye-contact and continuous small talk with Fred the Swede (via webcam), put on a wetsuit, flippers, face mask and snorkel.
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3
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4
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5
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2
|
DQ
|
|
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Bonus: Whoever puts the wetsuit on best.
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
|
|
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Bonus: Best small talk.
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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| 4
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Team: One member must put as many different things as possible into a bathtub, another member to seal the top of the bathtub with clingfilm, and another member (if applicable) to fill the bathtub with water.
|
5
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0
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0
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5
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0
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| 5
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Make the most impressive throw of something into something.
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3
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2
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1
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5
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4
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| 6
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Live: Make the longest continuous noise.
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4
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5
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3
|
2
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1
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|
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Bonus: Best noise.
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
|
|
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Tie-Break: Eat as many peas as possible in one minute.
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✔
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–
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–
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✘
|
–
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| Total
|
21
|
18
|
15
|
21
|
12
|
| Episode 6: Spatchcock It (30 May 2017)
|
| 1
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Prize: Best sheep-related item.
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2
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3
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5
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1
|
3
|
| 2
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Put a toy camel through the smallest gap.
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4
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2
|
3
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5
|
1
|
| 3
|
Score a goal with a shopping bag.
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5
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2
|
3
|
4
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1
|
|
|
Bonus: Best goal.
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0
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1
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0
|
0
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0
|
|
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Special: Hide a gigantic ball from Alex.
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–
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–
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–
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0
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–
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|
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Special: Fill the gigantic ball full of air.
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–
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–
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–
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0
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–
|
|
|
Special: Deflate the gigantic ball to get it out of the house and score a goal with it in a miniature goal net.
|
–
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–
|
–
|
0
|
–
|
| 4
|
Identify the objects hidden in a sleeping bag.
|
DQ
|
5
|
5
|
2
|
5
|
| 5a
|
Live: Prepare the items on the table for the second part of the task.
|
0
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0
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0
|
0
|
0
|
| 5b
|
Live: Lift up all the items on one hand and put your other hand on top of your head.
|
2
|
1
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
| Total
|
13
|
14
|
19
|
16
|
15
|
| Episode 7: No Stars For Naughty Boys (6 June 2017)
|
| 1
|
Prize: The best chair.
|
5
|
2
|
3
|
1
|
4
|
| 2
|
Give Alex his lunch while hopping across bunting. If you touch the ground with both feet, you must eat one sandwich.
|
4
|
3
|
1
|
2
|
5
|
| 3
|
Hide from Alex in a game of hide and seek.
|
3
|
3
|
5
|
4
|
1
|
| 4
|
Team: Navigate a wheelie bin across an obstacle course whilst blindfolded and without communicating in English.
|
2
|
3
|
3
|
2
|
3
|
| 5
|
Unveil a new handshake.
|
3
|
5
|
3
|
3
|
4
|
| 6
|
Live: Make the biggest and best all-round banana using lots of bananas.
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
1
|
2
|
|
|
Tie-Break: Open a jar of mayonnaise covered in Vaseline.
|
✘
|
✔
|
✘
|
–
|
–
|
| Total
|
20
|
20
|
20
|
13
|
19
|
| Episode 8: Tony Three Pies (13 June 2017)
|
| 1
|
Prize: The most cash.
|
1
|
4
|
5
|
2
|
3
|
| 2
|
Make the most exotic sandwich.
|
1
|
4
|
3
|
2
|
5
|
| 3
|
Eat your exotic sandwich.
|
5
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
1
|
|
|
Bonus: Eat part of Alex's beard.
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
1
|
|
|
Bonus: Snort an M&M.
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
1
|
0
|
| 4
|
Strike an item the furthest, using only the supplied items with three attempts.
|
4
|
3
|
1
|
2
|
5
|
| 5
|
Do the most surprising thing with a rubber duck.
|
2
|
3
|
1
|
5
|
4
|
| 6
|
Live: Draw the median duck.
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
5
|
0
|
|
|
Bonus: Best duck.
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
1
|
| Total
|
13
|
16
|
13
|
21
|
20
|
| Grand Total
|
129
|
135
|
125
|
134
|
144
|
